December 2008
47 posts
Last Night...and Tonight!
Went bowling last night…could have performed better…however came 4th overall out of 11 with a score of 105 so can’t complain really. Then we hit town…TK’s and then Exodus. Andy always raves about Exodus…and I must admit last night was pretty good. Met a few old faces which was a surprise…one who now works at the famous SHMU FM!!!! He told me he would...
Do I Swear too Much??
Purdie told me this morning it is MY fault she swears alot. I must admit this may be true…however it isn’t much of an excuse!!
I will try cut down on the profanities from now on. However this could be a new years resolution…so I might just let it all out in the next few days…then start cutting down.
Aberdeen 1-0 Hearts
YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Was correct with Lee Miller scoring 1st…just the wrong score. Fair chuffed with the result…good performance overall.
The game was quite heated with Hearts gettin a guy sent off during the game and another after the game had ended. Wankers!!!!
Mon The Dons!!!
Big game today against Hearts.
I am pretty confident of a win…fingers crossed anyway!!!
My prediction: Aberdeen 2-1 Hearts - Lee Miller 1st scorer.
Christmas!!! YAAAASSSSS!!!!
I have had a pretty sweet Christmas this year!! Main presant was my Ipod touch from Purdie. Also got some clothes and money. Spent my money in town today. £139.50 got me a G-star hoodie and jeans from AB10. Can’t believe I spent that much however they look pretty damn awesome!!!
Think I am heading to Sean’s tonight for some drinkies and maybe poker. Aint played poker in ages so should...
Working on Christmas Eve...
Is shite!!
We should be allowed to take in games like in Primary School for the last day. A good game of connect 4 would be amazing right now!!!
Finish at 2pm though!!! BONUS!!
WatchIt’s not often I am in a video…so when the chance comes along…BOOM!!! It WILL be posted!!
Christmas No.1
I cannot believe the song Hallelujah has the number 1 and 2 slots in the Christmas charts!!
Alexandra Burke from X Factor got No.1 while Jeff Buckley’s version took up the No.2 slot. Also Leonard Cohen who sang the original version came in at number 36!! Unbelievable!!!
I really hope next year’s X Factor winner doesn’t get the Christmas No.1 spot. That’s 4 years in a row...
It Seems like Forever...
I last updated my blog on Friday…that’s a whole two days with no activity!!So this post will just expalin what I have been doing over the weekend…
Saturday - Good day. Biffy Clyro in Glasgow. The drive home was tiring…didn’t get home till after 3am. Also Dons won 3-0! Chuffed!!!
Sunday - Not so good day. Only thing of note Arsenal 1-1 Liverpool. Played some Fifa and...
Champions League Draw!!!
ARSENAL v Roma Inter Milan v MAN UTD CHELSEA v Juventus Real Madrid v LIVERPOOL
Interesting!! Mon the Arsenal!!
Peter Pan!
As a kid I remember the Panto being amazing!! However last night was pretty pants. The only good thing was Alan Fletcher’s performance playing Captain Hook. I prefer to call him by his ‘real’ name - Dr Karl Kennedy. He is a LEGEND…only because he is married to Susan. Without her he is nothing!!!
Maybe it’s because I am older now but last night just wasn’t as...
WatchIf I did this to Purdie…I would be in the bad books for weeks!!!
Christmas Lunch
Just back from my walk after the Christmas lunch at work. Was Absolutely stuffed!!! 3 course meal at 12pm kinda took it out of me…so really felt the need to walk it off. Plus the slab of chocolate cake was huge!!!
I have found an appreciation for the shite jokes in Christmas crackers. Whoever makes them up should be awarded something. They are the type of jokes that are soooo bad, they make...
My Poor Girlfriend!!
She is very ill justnow. Hence why I am home early. She was falling asleep whilst we were watching P.S I Love You (classic).
I just hope I do not get the flu off her. If I am ill for Christmas and it’s her fault I will be mighty pissed off!!! But I am sure the opening of presents will make me feel better if it does come to that!
Please get better soon!!
Where's yer Dadi gone?
Is Eugene Dadi poised to make a dramatic return to Pittodire?? He is currently playing in Australia with Perth Glory but has revealed he would love to be back in a Dons shirt.
“But he (Jimmy) knows I have the desire to wear the red shirt again, and I intend to phone him soon.”
I would laugh my ass off if he returns to Pittodrie. The chant of “Who’s yer Dadi” would...
Last Night
Had a good night last night. Everything was free…which made it even better! A few members of staff were worse than others…and heard some funny stories at our table. The best story was from Gordon who spoke about the time he saw a sex show in Hamburg with a donkey shagging a woman. Purdie picked me up from town and went back to hers. Slept till 11.30 which was awesome…even though...
First Drunk Post!
I am not overly drunk…just a wee bit. To be honest this post is kinda pointless because I am going to add another tomorrow.
For being kinda drunk my typing is amazingly accurate.
Bye!
http://pedobear.tumblr.com/ →
I came across this blog. I have never heard of “Pedobear” before…but it seems to be rather poular on the World Wide Web.
I do not know whether this is comical or shocking…maybe a bot of both! Make up your own mind on Pedobear…
Secret Santa...
My work has decided to do a Secret Santa this year…however I do not think I am going to partake. There are a few reasons for this…
1. It states in the email that it’s “a gift to be enjoyed, nothing vulgar or embarrassing”. Secret Santa is meant to be fun and not taken too seriously! I think this rule refers to an incident a few years ago when a...
My Mother
I just received an email at work from my Mum with a list of “dodgy” jokes. Now…I would expect these jokes coming from my Dad, but from my Mum it’s just weird. I shall give you an example…
Paddy & Mick go to London to donate sperm. It was a disaster! Paddy missed the tube & Mick came on the bus.
I am weirded out!!
Sad Times
I HAVE MAN FLU!!!
I have a really really really sore throat. I feel drained. I want my bed.
No runny nose as of yet…which is the only possitive to take from this situation!
A Cup of tea seems to sooth the pain for like 10 minutes, then the pain kicks in again. Think another cup is in order…
How Annoying!
My Mother decided to wake me up at 7am this morning not realising I had the day off work.
Bad start to the day!
Still Game!
Decided to watch my Still Game DVDs again…starting at Series 1.
I forgot how funny it is…
“You really can’t spell “families” without “lies”
– Brad (Vince Vaughn) in Four Christmases
Good Weekend!!
I have had a pretty sweet weekend!!
Went out for tea and then cinema last night with Purdie. Seen Four Christmases and it was actually pretty good!! This morning was in town…Purdie got me a G-Star hoodie for Christmas!! It’s fuckin’ ace!!!
Just chillin’ now…playing some Fifa. I have given up on the Online mode…got bored of it. Playing the “Be a...
Christmas Shopping!
I was in town this morning doing some Christmas shopping…and I am starting to dislike it more every year.
I find it quite hard to find the appropriate gift. For example I need to buy my girfriend some small gifts…but all I seem to find are the really cheap and tacky 1s…so I didn’t buy much at all…might have to check online! Also Christmas cards…I am the...
My Girlfriend is Back Tonight!!!
No more boredom!!!
“Only takes one tree, to make a thousand matches
Only takes one match, to burn a...”
– Stereophonics - Thouand Trees.
Great song…and I will be hearing it live tonight!! Yeah Boi!!!
Prison Break
I don’t watch much TV these days…but I am obsessed with Prison Break at the mo. It’s awesome!!
Me...Idiot? Yes I am!
Let me tell you a wee story about my morning so far at work…
I was working away on my computer (as I always do)…and suddenly the screen went blank and lights went off. A chorus of oooooh’s echoed the office. It was a power failure…Oh Nooooo! So we all sat around the office for 2 hours with nothing to do (I made a paper aoroplane)…then the boss of our department came...
Aberdeen Taxi Drivers to Hand Out Free Condoms!
It’s true. Check here…
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/7758365.stm
Legendary!!