December 2009
65 posts
One of the 4 dips froze in the fridge...
Why couldn’t it have been ‘Thousand Island’?
I hate that shit.
Funny Sex Laws
tamburina:
1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.
2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.
3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.
4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.
5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.
6. In Connorsville,...
Hope everyone has a good new year!
I am spending it with all my buddies (well most of them) and girlfriend at a flat party.
I am taking round loads of booze…so hope someone helps me drink it!
Arsenal were superb!!
4-1. Easy peasy.
I DROPPED THE SCREW IN THE TUNA!!!!!!!!!!!
I loved Kenan and Kel.
Come on the Gunners!!
Watching the game tonight. I predict a comfortable win…probably end 3-1.
Being forced to watch 'My Sister's Keeper'.
I will try hold back the tears.
Reblog if you think Cesc Fabregas is a total hero
(via allyinthesummer)
HERO!
Ok, I have done 3 kaeoke songs now.
Keep ‘em coming! And the cheese sandwiches. Thanks Karren!!
I just did kareoke!!!
Standing ovation. I think so.
This years Christmas presents in full.
Bose speaker, Guitar Hero 5, Fat Face lounge pants & socks, Shure earphones, Travel speakers, Alarm clock, Clothes, Frankie Boyle’s Autobiography - My Shit Life So Far, DVD - The Hangover DVD - Transformers - Revenge of the Fallen. DVD - Michael McIntyre - Hello Wembley Money, Sweets.
I think that’s it.
I won my football bet today!!
All 7 teams won. £175 in my pocket. Happy Christmas!
Back home from Gran's...
The food was superb, as always! Now got the long drive out to see my girlfriend and her family. Taking the Honda, so have been told to be extra careful driving! LOL!
Merry Christmas!!
Scored with presents this year. At my gran’s now, dinner is in 30 mins or so. Best part of Christmas is the food!!
I hate the snow!!!
That is all…for now.
Work night out on Saturday was mental!
Me = very drunk. Not as bad as my work mate…who was taken away in a police van. Waaaaaay!!
iPhone is working again!!
Yes!!
chrisyboy started following you.
fuckyeahplasticdork:
ahh thanks. football fan eh? you’re probably better off following poshspice or soliftofflove or mhmjoyride, i’m a n00b. (:
Follow 2/3 of them already! haha yeah huge football fan - mainly Arsenal. Anything football related and I’m listening.
I have been losing quite alot at FIFA10 online...
This sucks. I need a new tactic. Maybe a flying v or something…
Good weekend for the Gunners!!!
Man Utd lost. Chelsea drew. The gap is closing again!!
"Could not activate cellular data network"
My iPhone is really pissing me off right now.
Burnley 1-1 Arsenal??
Fuck sake!!
Think I might start wrapping Xmas presents!!
Just to get it out the way. Hmmm Only problem is I am rubbish at wrapping!!
Come on the Arsenal!!!!
Please win.
Don't you...forget about me.
Don’t, don’t, don’t, DON’T!!!!
At Simple Minds gig.
Support act just finished, and they were the tits. Band called omd, 80’s band. AMAZING!!
I get the Swine Flu jab today.
I hate needles!! This is gonna suck.
Just bought a suitcase!!
Don’t know why. Probably because it was a bargain!! And sexy!!
The coverage of Olympiakos v Arsenal comes on...
And they start speaking about Rangers from the off. WTF? This is an Arsenal match people…we don’t care about fucking Rangers!! Urgh!
I predict a narrow 1-0 victory for the young Gunners tonight though!
The Only good dialog in 'Me and Orson Wells'.
Richard: So what’s it like to be a beautiful woman?
Sonja: Oh I hate the way I look, I’m a catalog of faults.
Richard: Name me one fault.
Sonja: My left breast is smaller than my right.
Richard: Have you got a ruler?
I possibly seen the worst film ever made last...
Me and Orson Wells. It was awful.
Anyone else watch the Everton v Tottenham game?
Last 10 minutes were awesome!! Great comeback from Everton…also good result for the Gunners.
Good win for Arsenal!
Needed it tbh. Not so good for Aberdeen who lost 3-0 to Celtic today. ANOTHER SENDING OFF??? That’s 5 in 5 games now!! Referees don’t like us.
Really need Man City to pull off some sort of result against Chelsea. Bring them down a peg.
